Lazy Pandas
The Panda, he is a lazy beast!
He has many faults, not which the least
Is his odd tendency to ration
(Poor lady pandas!) his nights of passion.
This means a lack of baby pandas -
Sad state of affairs for zoos, and as
bad for poachers who'd love to corner
This charismatic megafauna.
Maybe one day we will see
Herds of pandas roaming free?
But 'til these bears start changing habits
(Eating meat or breeding like rabbits)
There doesn't seem to be much hope for
This maladjusted carnivore…
I am seriously worried about your sanity....
Posted by: Liz | Tuesday, 17 February 2009 at 20:47
Nick, this is ace. Reminds me of Roald Dahl's "Dirty Beasts".
Posted by: sampablokuper | Saturday, 07 March 2009 at 16:13
Thanks Sam! I enjoyed Roald Dahl (especially Henry Sugar, and My Uncle Oswald) so that's a lovely compliment :-)
Posted by: Nick Seeber | Sunday, 08 March 2009 at 10:30